My ten year old son needs sneakers but he only wants the 6.0 Nikes and I can't find a store that carries size 5 and 1/2. So I cut his toenails. So far it seems to be working, although I feel particularly lousy when I see he has gym. But Halloween is approaching and we have other demons to conquer. He's invited a half-dozen friends over and although they probably are expecting 4 large pizzas to arrive at our door, I've decided to spend under 6 bucks and make spaghetti sauce and garlic bread. I'm on a cost cutting mission as you know.